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Thursday, August 10, 2017

The man who allegedly loved donkeys too much (not a democrat)

Interestingly enough, I read an article from Fox news about a man who was allegedly fucking donkeys. Now, I know, you're thinking Fox news, man allegedly fucking donkeys, this must be something political. Trust me, your boy don't do politics.

So here's a cap of the story I read:

A man was, according to Fox news, apparently stepping out at night, creeping over to a donkey's place and doing some unmentionable things to some ass, both figuratively and literally.

He now faces charges of bestiality, criminal trespassing, and cruelty to animals. Apparently a field camera caught the man feeding a jackass, then putting a bag over the donkey's head and "placing his pelvis against the rear of the animal" (Fox news article).

When told he had been captured on camera doing some unmentionable shit, the man apparently said he smoked bud and weed made him do some "sick things" (Fox news article). There was no other mention in the article about the quality of the weed or where he had purchased said product.

I know, not from personal experience or anything like that, that some weed does get the "bug spray treatment" or is laced with some other products. However, this is the first time I have ever heard of weed being used as an excuse for the shit mentioned above.

This is your boy, reporting to you live from his trailer. Stay posted for more trivial bullshit. JP out, motherfuckers.

Refer(ences)

"Arkansas man arrested, accused of having sex with family's pet donkey." Foxnews.com. (21 Aug. 2017). http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/01/arkansas-man-arrested-accused-having-sex-with-familys-pet-donkey.html

If you too lazy to read, see some video:https://youtu.be/wN_rDgnF_jU


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