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Friday, March 8, 2013

Chill with a free copy of Ice Cream Man!!!

That's right, my friends, family and country mens and womens, ICE CREAM MAN is on sale for free from today, March 8, until Tuesday, March 12. Download your free copy now and help me reach the masses. Please share this post and help me rise above the single digits during this great piece of literary shit's promotional period! Much love to all of y'all!

In 1984 three boys shot and killed an ice cream man in an attempted robbery. But instead of being charged with murder, the boys were made heroes for stopping the Pussy Willow Maniac.

They thought it was over, that they were safe. The Pussy Willow Maniac was dead and buried. But now, 28 years later, the Ice Cream Man has returned from the dead to serve the boys their just desserts.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

New story about a dude trying to look like a woman trying to looke like a man now up on the Strange Edge. It's killing, check that shit out to the out out!!!

I'm pleased to announce my latest sleazy creation "Lady Looks Like a Dude But is Really A Dude Trying to Look Like a Lady" has found a home at the Strange Edge and is ready for your viewing pleasure.

It's about a lost soul trying to get by in the cruel, cruel world. Not really. It's about a fucking sociopath! Hope you enjoy it.

Friday, March 1, 2013

Run, Teddy Bear, Run now available!

Get your copy at Amazon.com for only 99 cents! 

For over a decade the Teddy Bear Killer terrorized Camp Tittycock, killing countless numbers of campers in gruesome and bizarre ways, until the camp decided to close down. Once the doors shut and the campers quit coming, the killings stopped, and the TBK trail went cold. It was always assumed that the killer had died or been incarcerated on other charges.

Now, 20 years later, the camp is reopening and the killer has decided to come out of retirement. Unfortunately for the Teddy Bear Killer, killing campers ain’t what it used to be. The hunter is about to become the hunted.

Also included in Run Teddy Bear Run is an excerpt of Kitty's Revenge.